The way you order or prepare your coffee could say a lot about you. That is what the 2010 book « The You Code » written by Judi James and James Moore reveals. Same thing with the ingredients you put in your sandwiches or the way you eat, which could send subliminal messages about your sexual habits. But let’s concentrate on coffee. It’s when I saw a tweet from @SimonVilleneuve (https://ow.ly/4igcC) that I had the idea for this post.
Before you read on, I just want to advise you to take this with a grain… of coffee 😉
The Espresso = Emotionally Disturbed & Workaholic?
The book authors describe espresso as an « unfiltered cigarette » in the coffee universe. Espresso drinkers are apparently prone to frequent mood swings, are hard workers and have a thick skin. They are leaders and are very demanding. In matters of the heart, they can be good and passionate lovers but not necessarily loyal or reliable.
The Black Coffee = Minimalist & Direct?
There’s a minimalist personality. Black coffee drinkers are very direct people. They are discreet but can be moody as well. They can sometimes be extroverted and seem to be above their business.
The Latte = Histrionic & Naive?
Latte drinkers want to be appreciated and need to be loved like many people in this world. They often need comforting as they are a bit insecure. Transforming this black and strong beverage into a mild latte would be a sign of naiveté and even immaturity even if these people can appear very confident at times. So, if you have a boss that likes lattes, they would be the kind of person to tell you off with a soft soothing voice.
The Cappuccino = Materialistic & Hypersexualized?
These are extroverted and optimistic people that are not detail oriented and kind of materialistic. Looking good is important to them. Cappuccino drinkers like sex but will get bored easily in bed if their partner lacks imagination. Take good note of it! 😉
The Instant Coffee = Dull & Simplistic?
Here’s a happy, straightforward person who likes to laugh. But behind that facade, instant coffee drinkers are unadventurous. On the love side, they are the kind of people to wear socks in bed !
The Decaf Soy Milk = Self-Righteous Eco-Warrier?
These people are environmentally conscious and care about their health. They are attention seekers that can have tendency to be fussy, picky and even squeamish in the bedroom. They can be pretentious, demanding and want what they cannot have. In short, they are probably rarely satisfied.
The Ice Coffee = Fun & Superficial?
These people are light and frivolous and will try anything. They are very trendy and quite superficial. Frappucino drinkers have relationships that don’t last very long. They are almost always young adventurers that cannot live without shots of adrenaline!
The Non-Coffee Drinker = Scared & Conservative?
To avoid drinking coffee would mean to be afraid of living or get out of one’s comfort zone according to James and More, the book authors. They think that you have to acquire the taste for coffee like one develops a taste for wine and start thinking about growing up. Come on! Move on, evolve and try new things! You won’t regret it!
And you? How do you like your coffee? 😉
See this page to read an excerpt of the book: https://ow.ly/4ihH8
